Fun Travels in Australia and New Zealand, Part Three

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When I left readers in Part Two of this odysseyTasmania is the land of the Tasmanian devil, a vicious
around New Zealand and Australia, I was talkinglittle rodent that eats carrion. The agricultural riches
about the zealous fruit police and canines in Zed. Theseen in New Zealand were again in evidence on the
best way to see both countries is by a combinationisland. Rich farmland produces apples, potatoes and
of ship and bus tour. The cruise that we took can begrapes. A man from upstate New York said
replicated by similar cruises on Holland America, RoyalTasmania and New Zealand were just like where he
Caribbean, and Princess.came from, the land of appleknockers, hicks, and
As we left Zed's Picton headed across the Tasmanhayseeds.
Sea, we gathered our thoughts about New Zealand.Our first stop in Tasmania was the city of Hobart
Much of the country is pastoral, orderly, and quitewhere we stayed overnight. The city has a very
pleasing to the eye. Traveling around by bus, you seeattractive waterfront area lined with sidewalk cafes
tidy houses, huge herds of sheep and cattle, timberand restaurants, and a big Antarctic exhibit building. It
farms, very well utilized land, kiwi plots, wineries,has a pedestrian street in the shopping area, and late
graceful coves, brilliant flowers, fruit stands with thein afternoon it's loaded with school kids just like the
most glorious, juicy, crispy, and crunchy apples andmalls in the States. The countryside outside of town
pears-everywhere a prosperous looking, lush andis comely and bus visits in and outside of town are
lavish countryside and a sturdy yeomanry. Orwell worthwhile.
perhaps to be politically correct we should sayWe departed from Hobart at 5:00 a.m. and arrived in
yeofolks or yeoguys.Port Arthur at noon for a five hour visit. We took a
Even the dogs seem unusually happy and friendly.tender ashore. Port Arthur is a great historical site
One big, lovable honey-colored golden retrieverbut also a disturbing place to visit because of its
insisted on clambering aboard the bus with us, and Imelancholy past.
think he would be in the States with me now, by myIn the 1780's England started transporting its criminal
side, if his mistress hadn't dragged him away. Anelement to Australia. Port Arthur started as a timber
American urban pit bull would become seriouslystation in 1830 and during the 1830's it began serving
dysfunctional and neurotic in Zed as would his master.as a penal colony, often for Australia's harder cases.
Oddities showed up: we saw deer and ostrichIt was closed down as a prison in 1877 and over
farming. The people were very wary of betting thetime became a tourist attraction.
family farm on sheep alone. Prices for lamb meat andIt sits in beautiful bay; it's a very attractive, sylvan
wool products have had a tendency to dipplace with green fields. On the slopes around the bay
precariously and often. One sees horses wearingare the old brick buildings, some restored and some
blankets in the blazing sun to protect them from themerely ruins. You see the old prison cell blocks, the
powerful rays of the sun which get through the verychapel, a house for a lone political prisoner, little
thin ozone layer in that part of the world. Smallcottages for officials, the governor's house, and a
children wear desert type hats which have longnumber of other buildings which serviced the
hoods on the sides and the back to protect themcommunity.
from the murderous sun.It resembles a college campus that no longer is in
The people seemed to be drifting away from theiruse-a beauty of a place, but a beauty with an edge
British customs and traditions, forging their ownto it, because over ten thousand inmates had been
identity distinct from Britain's or America's, sort of aconfined there over the years. Tranquil, well kept up
neo-Asian blend of various strands includingwith lawns cut, bushes trimmed, it's a delight to the
Polynesian, and an Anglo-Saxon Orientalism. Theeye.
people were far more aware of Asian trends andThere's an exhibit building that depicts life in the penal
economic realities than the American tourists were.colony. One small cellblock was for the worst
They were more attuned to the economic headlinesoffenders, where they were subjected to
coming out of Hong Kong, Tokyo, and Beijing thanpsychological punishment in a dehumanizing,
they were of financial news of New York anddemeaning atmosphere. In the so-called "Separate
London.Prison" prisoners wore hoods and their keepers wore
One night at a bar on the ship crossing the Tasmanhorrific masks at times and an order of silence was
Sea, I was talking to a retired Aussie naval officerimposed. Some of the horrific masks can be seen in
from Darwin on the northern tip of Australia. Hethe museum on the grounds.
expressed very genuine fears about mainland China'sOn April 28, 1996, in this of all places, a deranged
long-term expansionary ambitions and said there wasman went on a killing rampage in the town and in the
a real fear in Australia among many about China as asurrounding area; he ended up murdering thirty-five
military threat as well as an economic one.people. It's almost a fitting place for a mad gunman
I was ready to dismiss his misgivings as the result ofto choose for a modern desecration, a former
the scotch he was imbibing until a retired officer fromhard-time prison, because no matter what the
the Kiwi forces seconded his opinions and said thatpresent beauty of the place, it has a haunted feeling
there was also a faction in New Zealand that sawof the ghosts of prisoners. None ever escaped from
China's one billion and growing population as a bonathe prison and lived; bodies would be found later in
fide threat. Incidentally both countries have tightenedthe woods. The forlorn boys' prison and graveyard
their immigration policies considerably. Even thoughsits accusingly on a little island out in the harbor.
both could sustain larger populations, they have noAfter the visit most tourists feel more somber and
intention of doing so.reflective because through the guides and museum
Both New Zealanders and Aussies go completely madand the "Port Arthur Experience" they come to
over rugby, cricket, and soccer-football and love torealize how tragic were the lives of the inmates. It is
gamble. The electronic poker machines you see in alldifficult to imagine such a peaceful and relaxing place
the pubs are called pokies.having such a sad past. You will find an outstanding
Our ship took off from Picton in New Zealand forwebsite for the site at portarthur.org.
Tasmania, the island off the southeastern tip ofOur last stop in Tasmania was Devonport on the
Australia. The three days on the Tasman Seaisland's north coast. It has interesting tourist
exposed us to very rough swells with much pitchingattractions including a narrow gauge railroad, a
and heaving, rocking and rolling, tossing and turningmaritime museum, and an aborigine center. Ferries
and considerable barfing by most of the passengerstake off from here for Melbourne, Australia, though
and a goodly number of the crew. It was to havewe stayed aboard our cruise ship for the trip to one
been a placid, restful interlude in a busy schedule ofof the Down Under's largest cities.
sightseeing, but it turned out to be for many, the