| When you start a No Fear Barbeque Grills Shopping | | | | Shopping Course is memorizing entire history of |
| tour, you will have to listen to the tour guide very | | | | barbeque grilling. Even harder is the requirement to |
| carefully to make sure you understand everything | | | | learn the history of smokers. Your dreams of owning |
| there is to know about buying barbeque grills. As you | | | | your very own No Fear T-Shirt are waning, and you |
| gain knowledge about the barbeque grills, you are | | | | feel very despondent about the fact. |
| also developing a No Fear attitude about life and | | | | Your mind starts wandering and your fingers hit the |
| learning what is needed to cook for people. | | | | links listed on many web pages and you start |
| As your confidence builds, you venture into learning | | | | browsing through all of the photo galleries that are |
| about smokers and all of the backyard accessories | | | | listed on the internet that show all of the No Fear |
| you will need to buy on your No Fear Barbeque Grill | | | | Barbeque Grills Shopping graduates of the past, and |
| Shopping Tour. You want to learn all you can about | | | | you begin to feel better. You begin to realize that all |
| smokers, because you have big plans ahead of you | | | | of these people are wearing their No Fear T-Shirts |
| to compete in the World Championship BBQ Smokers | | | | and you plan to own one too. |
| and Grillers Championship one day, and you heard | | | | Your plans for graduation day are in sight when, |
| that the last one was held in Las Vegas. | | | | instructor hands out the No Fear T-shirt's in class. |
| As you go on your No Fear Barbeque Grills shopping | | | | Announcements are made about the day the photo |
| spree, you know that you will have to find one of | | | | shoot will be that will capture everyone in their own |
| the championship t-shirts that all of the professional | | | | No Fear T-Shirt. Final exams will make the final |
| cookers wear, along with the standard black apron | | | | determination on who graduates from the No Fear |
| with pockets. You know you can not wear the shirt | | | | Barbeque Grill Shopping course. |
| until you have finished your No Fear Barbeque Grills | | | | In the final exam, you are given a rack of ribs, two |
| Shopping expedition. Only when the training course is | | | | bottles of sauce and a jar of seasoning. The |
| over, will you have earned your very own No Fear | | | | instructor gives you a piece of paper, and stands |
| T-Shirt | | | | everyone in front of a grill. The question on the |
| Part of the assignment is to enter any electronics | | | | paper read, "If you have successfully completed the |
| area in a store and use their computer systems to | | | | No Fear Barbeque Grills Shopping Course, you will |
| read up on testimonials of seasoned backyard grillers | | | | know what to do with this paper." |
| from across the country. During your No Fear | | | | You ponder the sentence, and ponder some more. |
| Barbeque Grills Shopping course, you will have to | | | | The question is not a question at all. The ribs sure |
| recite verbatim what seasoning is used for pork | | | | looked good though. What do I do with this paper? |
| sauces, as opposed to pork ribs. You have a | | | | In typical No Fear fashion, you ball it up, and decide |
| photogenic memory and feel very sure that your No | | | | to use it as a light, for your barbeque grill. Grill on, |
| Fear T-Shirt is almost yours. | | | | food on. No Fear Barbeque Grills Shopping Course |
| The hard part of the No Fear Barbeque Grills | | | | extinguished. |